Daily Archives: March 22, 2022
The term essay
This is fucked, try again later BITCH.
Funky as her friends call her works for her parents during the day as a cook in the Greenfield Inn, located near the inner wall of rotters ring. But by night she walks the street with pick pockets, cut throat, seeking adventure and robbing tombs. She has a few loyal companions but bottom line is she is out for herself and looking for a fast buck.
I like to rock out and eat rabbit food. I am as nimbly bimbly as one would think an elf to be. Mostly I just like to Rock the fuck out with my Guitar and bang lots of groupie chicks with my spindly elf dick. Oh and like to move it move it.
I love Sigmar and I would do anything for him. I have paid him a great homage in tattooing the twin tailed comet across my breasts and take every opportunity to expose them and wield the might power that they hold. From time to time I will use my vagina secretions and my everlasting lactating breasts to get information from men but way of the epic and sigmarian infused pheromones that exude from my juices.
Sigric Vogt is the son of a militiaman and a farmers daughter. Later adopted by Lord Aufbaltz. Now currently resides in Altdorf where he peddles his trade as a scribe while scraping to save enough money to gain entrance to the colleges of magic.
Scribin' taught me a lot, but stealin' is a lot more fun! Engineering makes me feel...almost happy, 'specially if I get to knock stuff down. Breakin' ain't as much fun as makin' though...I'm talking about crossbows that make bigger holes in things, guns that make bigger holes in things, explosives that make bigger bigger holes in things...you see where I'm goin'? Now that I've got me an fancy cloak and a...job...for Thaggus, I might get to use all this info in my head for something truly devastating! 'Bout bloody time too!
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